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billege · 03-19-2005, 08:15 AM

I saw the Ring 2 yesterday w/my wife and sister. We are all in complete agreement it sucked ass so bad the makers should be bitchslapped for even using the Ring name. It was really, really shitty.
Bad shitty.
Predictable, going in random dumbass directions, no plot, it made no SENSE, etc. Just a big pile of horror shit using the Ring ingredients to try and have some sense of legitimacy. It was really bad. Complete and utter tripe.

Also, they turned the lead chick into a complete and total fucking moron. Then we threw in a "the authorities think mommie's abusing the child even though it's really the ghost" subplot that was such a lame, desperate, attempt at tension, I was actually offended. Predictably, the only way to "save" her child was to do things that would appear as abuse. OMG I never saw that coming!

Spoiler: The whole "she wants a mommy" bit as a reason for the whole movie seemed to have nothign to do with the Ring mythology at all. Just a simple excuse to HAVE a part 2. She doen't want to kill mommy either, just watch cartoons. Could we have ordered up a lamer idea? I think not.

The movie really licked nuts.
That first one was good.
This was shit. Cheap horror shit.

The main character even screemed and stood still in shock suprise at something the whole theater saw coming 5 mintues earlier. "OMG I somehow didn't see this coming! SO NOW I'll STAND HERE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Such utter trash.

They even did some stupid bullshit bit where el kiddo suddenley has magic powers of prediction, and tells numb cunt not to stop. Guess what she does? TWICE!
You'll become offended. But first you'll sit there annoyed. Wondering, why am I wasting 2 hours in here?

03-19-2005, 08:15 AM	#1013 (permalink)
billege Watcher Location: Ohio	I saw the Ring 2 yesterday w/my wife and sister. We are all in complete agreement it sucked ass so bad the makers should be bitchslapped for even using the Ring name. It was really, really shitty. Bad shitty. Predictable, going in random dumbass directions, no plot, it made no SENSE, etc. Just a big pile of horror shit using the Ring ingredients to try and have some sense of legitimacy. It was really bad. Complete and utter tripe. Also, they turned the lead chick into a complete and total fucking moron. Then we threw in a "the authorities think mommie's abusing the child even though it's really the ghost" subplot that was such a lame, desperate, attempt at tension, I was actually offended. Predictably, the only way to "save" her child was to do things that would appear as abuse. OMG I never saw that coming! Spoiler: The whole "she wants a mommy" bit as a reason for the whole movie seemed to have nothign to do with the Ring mythology at all. Just a simple excuse to HAVE a part 2. She doen't want to kill mommy either, just watch cartoons. Could we have ordered up a lamer idea? I think not. The movie really licked nuts. That first one was good. This was shit. Cheap horror shit. The main character even screemed and stood still in shock suprise at something the whole theater saw coming 5 mintues earlier. "OMG I somehow didn't see this coming! SO NOW I'll STAND HERE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Such utter trash. They even did some stupid bullshit bit where el kiddo suddenley has magic powers of prediction, and tells numb cunt not to stop. Guess what she does? TWICE! You'll become offended. But first you'll sit there annoyed. Wondering, why am I wasting 2 hours in here? __________________ I can sum up the clash of religion in one sentence: "My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend." Last edited by billege; 03-19-2005 at 08:24 AM..