Get the song called Fuck You I'm Drunk. It's so perfect to listen to for the upcoming wonderful day we know as St. Patrick's Day.
Obviously this isn't for religious reasons.
Lyrics for you:
Quote:
I lay on the door, but she wont let me in
she's sure sick and tired of me reeking of gin
locked all the doors from the front to the back
and left me a note telling me I should pack
I walk in the bar and the fellas all cheer
order me up a whiskey and beer
you ask me why I'm writing this poem
some call it tavern but I call it home
fuck you I'm drunk, fuck you I'm drunk
poor my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk
fuck you I'm drunk, fuck you I'm drunk
and I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk
you've given the option, you say I must choose
between you and the liquor, then I'll take the booze
trippin on whester down to the south side
where I'll seat down and excise my Irish pride
fuck you I'm drunk, fuck you I'm drunk
poor my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk
fuck you I'm drunk, fuck you I'm drunk
and I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk
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I've had a whole buncha Bailey's tonight so I'm pretty happy
-Sue the 1/2 Irish girl