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I think we should sue science, for inventing the television, computer, and handguns. No joke. Sue science, then outlaw it.
And the Chinese, who invented printing. Too many books out there that mention killing. So let's sue the Chinese. Fucking bastards.
No, no, no, no, no... I was thinking way too small. Let's sue God. He invented everything. All crimes, from petty theft to murder are ultimately His fault, because He created the very idea. So I say we sue Him, then outlaw Him. I think we can prove this to a court in Alabama.
What, you think I'm kidding?
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