Originally Posted by frogza

Reminds me of a 50 year wedding anniversary party I went to once. The husband stood up to toast his wife and said "I have never stopped loving you. I know we're getting old but I still find you attractive. I thought you were beautiful when you were a size 13 and you are no less attractive to me now as a size 19." All the women in the room gasped. His wife turned bright red. Even after fifty years some guys don't know not to announce your wifes dress size, weight or age in public.