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Old 03-07-2005, 11:35 AM   #38 (permalink)
doncalypso
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Originally Posted by Coppertop
The circumstances? Uh, I couldn't seem to get any. Well, that's not true. I was hit on but it was from a friend's girl, so that was a no-no. I guess you could say I never was the type to pursue women relentlessly. If it happened, great - if it didn't, life goes on.

Did I go 5 years without rubbing them out? Hells no. If I go a week without an O I am a mess.

As far as celibacy driving me mad, no it didn't, but I did develop a rather... bitter attitude towards womankind towards the end of that timeframe. But I'm better now.
So I take it that La Poņeta got one hell of an ongoing workout for that five years, eh? Well, as far as I'm concerned, La Poņeta has taken on so much mileage that it is time to put the damned thing to retirement.

While I understand many people's view that masturbation is a normal practice that one shouldn't be ashamed of, I'd feel that it is an insult to my manhood when I'm so lame that I can't get any sex unless I were to pay for it and would have to resort to jerking off to get my rocks off.
I don't know about the rest of you guys and girls on TFP, but I am from the Caribbean and I grew up in West Africa. Both places have very deeply-rooted machismo cultures that I do not expect non-African and non-Caribbean TFP members to understand. Suffice it to say, if you can't get laid no matter how hard you try in any Caribbean or African culture it is a very bad thing. It's all cool if you remain sexless by choice, but if you can't get laid because you lack "game" and can't attract female sexual attention then you are considered to be less than a man.
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