When I was in grad school, there was a tims about a hundred feet from all my classes. Fucking liscence to print money, a Tim Hortons on a University campus. Anyhoo, I drank so much Tims and I won lots of free coffees, donuts, cookies, all the time. Well over 50 things I won (don't ask how many cups of coffee I drank. I am in therapy)
I had a winning streak on one week during the contest where they GAVE YOU ANOTHER PRIZE CUP WITH YOUR FREE COFFEE!!!
I think I had about 5 cups straight that said 'Free Coffee'
I was in heaven.
I think that we should design Canadian women's underwear where there is a little "Roll up the Rim" on the waist band. If the girl is in the mood, she just puts on the pair that says "Free Sex"
That pair comes with 6 matching pairs that says " Please Try Again/Reessayez S.V.P."
The Canadian Boys would be like "Aw, shucks, I never win at these things..."
