Example of the poll questions:
1. Do you think that the honest, down home country-style president is actually lying about WMDs? Are you crazy?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Hold, on. I'm voting on American Idol. Man, this is the smartest show on television.
2. Do you think that the Devils lover, Sadam Hussain, might have evil weapons that are out to destroy your good, christian society?
A. Yes, Jesus loves me.
B. No, I'm an evil, devil worshiping traitor.
3. Do you think the super-dictator, Sadam Husain (the man who killed millions of his own people and has said he hates America, and who probably egged your house) could have planned the attacks on 9/11?
A. Yes
B. Probably
C. Certinally
D. All of the above
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