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"Follow! But follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a beast so foul...so CRUEL...that no man yet has fought with and LIVED! BONES of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. SO, if you do doubt your courage OR your strength, come no further, for death awaits ye all with nasty big pointy teeth!"
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I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed
Since I first came ashore from me slumber
For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know
Far across the western ocean I must wander
-The Jolly Rogers
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