You haven't lived 'till you've:
Eaten moldy bread and not realised it until you're finished.
Spat in someone's eye.
Had a strange foreign object lodged in your rectum, requiring an embarassing trip to the hospital.
Done the C-walk.
Acted like the racial stereotype of every single racial group around the corresponding group.
Given yourself the Dutch oven.
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"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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