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I haven't told many about this, but all in the name of anonimity..
I was at the meal reception after a friends wedding, who in this case we will call Adam (cuz thats his real name)
Beautiful meal.... White table cloths, white seats & silver service etc. I felt a rumbling deep in my gut (not unusual i think) and sitting there in my expensive suit I thought i'd let out the unwanted gas... nothing wrong here i was thinking, except it felt a bit wet... sweat perhaps (it was a hot summers day). Stood up to get something and theres this big sweaty liquid shit mark on the seat. Didn't really smell or anything but I had to go to my hotel room and flush my underwear.
I managed to pass off the brown stain as coffee thank god
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