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Old 02-22-2005, 02:52 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Tolano
I recently obtained my first girlfriend (dont laugh, lol). I have a problem however keeping it down when we are together. This isnt a problem when we are fooling around, but it is very embarrassing when she is sitting in my lap with a bunch of friends around. She doesnt say anything until we are alone, and she is never mad, but it really bothers me. Is there some trick or does it just take time? I try thinking about things that arent sexual, but that doesnt work. Thanks for being understanding.
Why does it bother you?

You're 18, with a girlfriend and raging hormones shooting everywhere in random directions.

There is no trick. Your penis is only responding to the physical stimulation. It has no other 'choice.'

On that note, who cares if you've got a boner? Be proud of your boner! There are plenty of other things to get hung up on (pun intended) you should leave your Willy alone. (you know what I mean )

Constrictive clothing isn't going to help, in fact, there's a good chance it's going to exaggerate the fact that you've got wood.

I'd imagine, if played the right way, your girlfriend will find it more of a compliment that you can't control yourself around her.

In summary, there's not much you can do, so, for chrissakes, be proud of your wang! Have affection for your erection!
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