Random Theories: (from the sick, to the silly, to the boring)
Panties as Trophy
Wants your measurements to buy you something pretty
Wants it for masturbation purposes
Likes the feel of silk against his skin
A Token to remember you when you are not there
It got caught on his shoe
It got damaged by masturbation (either as a prop, or as an innocent bystander), and he was embarassed
The sock gnome stole your underwear (the number of socks I've owned that have vanished makes the existance of the sock gnome unassailable)
He saw clothes hanging up somewhere, and threw them into your laundry basket.
Maybe he ran out of toilet paper
I suspect my imagination is too fertile for my own good.
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Last edited by JHVH : 10-29-4004 BC at 09:00 PM. Reason: Time for a rest.
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