Tophat665

Yo, your dudeness. Used to drive Connecticut to Virginia in a non air conditioned car in August on a regular basis. That's 8 hours. Am I an athelete?

Not everythng difficult is a sport! I've been trying to figure out how Shrub won the election, but that won't win me any medals.

Not everything physically unpleasant is a sport, or there's be a competetive enema show on Fox.

NASCAR Drivers are not fat slobs. They are in good shape, but 500 miles in a circle? Forsooth, 'tis balmy as a light struck bat! The pit boss should get the winnings and hire a driver from that. It a competition, not a sport.

(Damn rednecks turning left for 4 hours so they can turn right the rest of the year.)

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