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Originally Posted by Janey
the one I know goes:
Here I sit
broken-hearted,
paid a dime
and only farted.
Yesterday
I took a chance,
saved a dime
and shit my pants.
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Wait a hold it. Are you old enough to remember pay toilets? 
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