Considering how very fresh this experience still is for me, I....Cannot....believe....how....hard....I'm....fucking....laughing!
Your stories are so damn funny I'm suprised I haven't repeated the incident sitting in front of my computer! Thanks everyone for being brave enough to commiserate with me.
C4 Diesel: 1 1/2 weeks without a shit?  You must have a will of iron. I'd think one might need some surgery after that to get things movin' again. 
Ali
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