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There once a man named Dave,
Who had a dead hooker in a cave,
He said, "What the hell,
I'll get over the smell,
Just imagine the money I would save!!"
There once was a man from Bombass,
Who had balls made of brass,
In foul weather,
They would clang together,
And lightning would shoot out of his ass!!
Glad
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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!
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