This man walks into a bar one day with a crocodile under his arm. You can't bring that dangerous animal in here the bartendor says. This animal isn't dangerous and I will prove it. The man puts the crocodile on a table, takes out his dick and puts it in the crocodiles mouth, the croc closes his mouth but doesn't hurt the mans penis. After 2 minutes the man grabs a beer bottle and smashes it on the croc's head which causes it to open it's mouth. The bartender and patrons are amazed and let the man andthe croc stay. After drinking alot, the mans stands up and yells " anyone else want to try that I'll give them 100 dollars". Well people are drunk but not dumb so nobody says anything, well this little hand shoots up and this cute little blonde walks up to the man, " I'll try that for 100 dollars but you have to promise not to hit me so hard"
