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<td width="125" align="right" valign="top"><marquee><font color="#FFFFCC" size="-1">~~~</font></marquee></td><td align="left" valign="top"><=</div><td width="70" valign="top"><marquee behavior="alternate">==| | | |==</marquee></td><td>===<div align="right">(_)(_)</div></td>
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I win (apparently only works in IE)