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lunchbox · 02-03-2005, 09:13 PM

This past NYE actually me and my girlfriend are over her aunt's house with all of her family and we told her parents prior that we were going to leave evnetually to go watch the star wars trilogy (which was the actual plan, btw) and so we leave at about 10 to go watch the movies and on the way home we stop at the 7/11 and as we're walking out my girlfriend points out that now that we're driving away its 'too bad we didnt think about having the house to ourselves while in 7/11" to which i show her the condoms i brought along "just in case" and she smiles at me knowing full well i can predict when she's going to want it usually a day or so in advance. so we get back to her place and we start going at it, i go down on her and she goes down on me in her parents living room in the middle of the floor and afterwards we start going at it for real. we knew it 'had to be quick' just in case someone came home but some nights i just can't go quick so after a moderately long session i get off and start to get dressed when we hear the back door open so we run up the steps and i cleverly grab the blanket and the condom rapper off the middle of the floor and follow her up the steps. she goes to her room i go to the bathroom to take care of the condom and she yells to me in the bathroom (to cover our tracks) "Did you find it?" and then she makes he way downstairs to talk to her dad (who had come home) to find out why he was there and turns out he had to work the early shift nyd (he's a cop). so I take care of business with the condom and what not and we end up getting tea out of her room to make to also cover our tracks on the whole 'did you find it?' comment.

He never said anything to us but there's no way he didn't hear us running up the steps. their back door is about 20 feet from the steps and its an older house (read noisy).

they expect us to end up marrying (they're an 'old-school' small town family who everyone has married their hs sweetheart and we were hs sweethearts) so i don't think they care too much, but that was the rush of the life time, i think it took all of episode 3 for my heart to slow down.

02-03-2005, 09:13 PM	#199 (permalink)
lunchbox Thank God hockey is back Location: Deeeeeetroit	This past NYE actually me and my girlfriend are over her aunt's house with all of her family and we told her parents prior that we were going to leave evnetually to go watch the star wars trilogy (which was the actual plan, btw) and so we leave at about 10 to go watch the movies and on the way home we stop at the 7/11 and as we're walking out my girlfriend points out that now that we're driving away its 'too bad we didnt think about having the house to ourselves while in 7/11" to which i show her the condoms i brought along "just in case" and she smiles at me knowing full well i can predict when she's going to want it usually a day or so in advance. so we get back to her place and we start going at it, i go down on her and she goes down on me in her parents living room in the middle of the floor and afterwards we start going at it for real. we knew it 'had to be quick' just in case someone came home but some nights i just can't go quick so after a moderately long session i get off and start to get dressed when we hear the back door open so we run up the steps and i cleverly grab the blanket and the condom rapper off the middle of the floor and follow her up the steps. she goes to her room i go to the bathroom to take care of the condom and she yells to me in the bathroom (to cover our tracks) "Did you find it?" and then she makes he way downstairs to talk to her dad (who had come home) to find out why he was there and turns out he had to work the early shift nyd (he's a cop). so I take care of business with the condom and what not and we end up getting tea out of her room to make to also cover our tracks on the whole 'did you find it?' comment. He never said anything to us but there's no way he didn't hear us running up the steps. their back door is about 20 feet from the steps and its an older house (read noisy). they expect us to end up marrying (they're an 'old-school' small town family who everyone has married their hs sweetheart and we were hs sweethearts) so i don't think they care too much, but that was the rush of the life time, i think it took all of episode 3 for my heart to slow down. __________________ A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams