Originally Posted by greeneyes

I was once in a relationship with a guy who was a complete asshole. One night he had the balls to ask me if he could take his life-size cardboard cut-out of Heidi Klum, cut a hole for the vagina, and put it over me while we had sex so he could "have something better to look at." I told him only if he put a paper bag over his head so that I had something better to look at and then I walked out.