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Old 01-28-2005, 08:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
the_marq
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Speaking of the whole Contact Lenses vs Glasses debate; has anyone else noticed that when they are wearing contacts they can cut onions with impunity?

Before I got contacts I would cry like a little girl every time I would even touch knife to onion. Now I cut, hack, chop and yes, even french onions with nary a tear. They're like little gas masks for your eyes.
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