First thing I would do is try to establish a stead y source of food. Then i think i would put all the effort i could possibly muster into learning to clone myself. I would look for DNA of women and try to clone them. DNA of really really hot women and smart women too i guess. I would try to get the species going again.
If that couldn't work i would abuse anything i could find or steal, then move to the wild and join a society of chimps. I would train them to become super chimps. I gotta have my companionship somehow.
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