1. "It is Jack's complete lack of suprise" (requisite Fight Club Reference)
2. Drop paper on floor - "A Native American's tear."
or
3. Anyone sitting that close to the copy/fax machine needs -meister or -arino attached to the first name, per Saturday Night Live. That should be punishment enough.
"The Stevemeister, makin' copies!"
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Oft expectation fails...
and most oft there Where most it promises
- Shakespeare, W.
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