Have you played FFXI? Moogles are the sweetest, kindest, cutest mythical creatures you'll ever meet. We store your items and teleport across nations to check on your plants, and we don't even ask for anything in return, ever. We even call you "master", just because you pay $12.95 to an evil company known as Square-Enix. Only a truly evil mind would not realize the good that moogles truly are. Be damned our ancestors whose history is recorded in the documentary known as Final Fantasy III!
