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Old 01-01-2005, 07:45 PM   #23 (permalink)
warrrreagl
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Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
I've always had good fun with cops.

While dating my future wife, I rolled her yard one night on her birthday. It was about 3AM, and she lived alone in a duplex. Suddenly, a cop pulled up and started asking the obvious questions. He checked my driver's license and listened to my story about it being my girlfriend's birthday. He then asked, "So if I knock on her door right now, she'll identify you and verify your story?"

I replied, "Do you know Judge D***** in the circuit court, the one they call 'The Hanging Judge?'"

He said, "Sure, every cop knows him."

I answered, "Well, that's his daughter's door. If you knock on it at 3AM, she's liable to shoot you."

He threw his head back laughing and climbed back into his cruiser, saying "Be careful."
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