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Seaver · 12-31-2004, 11:16 PM

Best:
I lived in a very small town, junior year in highschool. It was the 3rd year of wrestling at our highschool, and being that our class was there from the very beginning us juniors were held in as much regard as the seniors (we set down every tradition/etc, not many people can claim that). Anyways we had to leave for tournaments at about 3-4am because we always had a 3-4hr drive (not many schools have wrestling in texas). Anyways we were all ready and the bus just arrived when I realized I was missing my singlet (the spandex suit... VERY important if you're going to wrestle). So I hop in my truck and haul ass. I was going 95 in a 30 when I see the red and blue lights, so I'm sure I was going to get hauled off to jail.
Cop: "So.. you in a hurry tonight son?"
Me: "Yes sir, I'm late to leave for a wrestling tournament but forgot my suit"
C: "Oh so you're a wrestler? You any good?"
M: "Yes sir, made it to state"
C: "Huh, my son is doing that next year, you're going to help him out right?"
M: "Oh absolutely sir.."
C: "Good, now get the fuck out of here"

Worst:
I was all alone in my college apartment. I lived in West Campus, basically a craphole that is filled with only college kids because it's so close to the school. It was x-mas break so my roommates were gone (I had one last final). So at about 3am on a tuesday I hear a knock. Two policemen were at the door and looked serious. So I ask what they want, they said they heard loud noises coming from the room (only the tv was on, so I smelled BS).

M: Only the TV is on sir, I was half asleep
C: Sir do you mind if we come in?
M: Yes
C: Thank you we just want to have a look around
M: No, yes as in I mind
C: Sir we have reasonable cause to believe you are selling illegal substances from this residence.
M: Because the tv is on?
C: Are you going to let us in sir or are we going to have to arrest you for interfering with an investigation?
M: Are you going to leave immediately or am I going to have to sue for illegal search and seizure?
C: We can come back with a search warrant sir and we wont be so nice.
M: Tell you what, if you can get a search warrant for a tv being on at night I'll cook you brownies you can eat while you search the room.

That only pissed them off more, but I slammed the door and locked it before they could give a rebuttle. God I hate Austin cops.

12-31-2004, 11:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	Best: I lived in a very small town, junior year in highschool. It was the 3rd year of wrestling at our highschool, and being that our class was there from the very beginning us juniors were held in as much regard as the seniors (we set down every tradition/etc, not many people can claim that). Anyways we had to leave for tournaments at about 3-4am because we always had a 3-4hr drive (not many schools have wrestling in texas). Anyways we were all ready and the bus just arrived when I realized I was missing my singlet (the spandex suit... VERY important if you're going to wrestle). So I hop in my truck and haul ass. I was going 95 in a 30 when I see the red and blue lights, so I'm sure I was going to get hauled off to jail. Cop: "So.. you in a hurry tonight son?" Me: "Yes sir, I'm late to leave for a wrestling tournament but forgot my suit" C: "Oh so you're a wrestler? You any good?" M: "Yes sir, made it to state" C: "Huh, my son is doing that next year, you're going to help him out right?" M: "Oh absolutely sir.." C: "Good, now get the fuck out of here" Worst: I was all alone in my college apartment. I lived in West Campus, basically a craphole that is filled with only college kids because it's so close to the school. It was x-mas break so my roommates were gone (I had one last final). So at about 3am on a tuesday I hear a knock. Two policemen were at the door and looked serious. So I ask what they want, they said they heard loud noises coming from the room (only the tv was on, so I smelled BS). M: Only the TV is on sir, I was half asleep C: Sir do you mind if we come in? M: Yes C: Thank you we just want to have a look around M: No, yes as in I mind C: Sir we have reasonable cause to believe you are selling illegal substances from this residence. M: Because the tv is on? C: Are you going to let us in sir or are we going to have to arrest you for interfering with an investigation? M: Are you going to leave immediately or am I going to have to sue for illegal search and seizure? C: We can come back with a search warrant sir and we wont be so nice. M: Tell you what, if you can get a search warrant for a tv being on at night I'll cook you brownies you can eat while you search the room. That only pissed them off more, but I slammed the door and locked it before they could give a rebuttle. God I hate Austin cops.