Good stories.
Worst- I called the cops while watching a gang of thieves break into my gf's car. They never turned up. Half the cars in the street got robbed.
Weirdest- I was acting in a film out in the bush, covered in fake blood and stuff. The cops went and informed my parents (on the strength of my number plates and a description) that i was tied up and blood soaked, and possibly dead. When i arrived home, two coppers were sitting in my flat just waiting for me to do some explaining.
Annoying- A cop cut his hand while chasing me over a fence a couple of years back. When they caught my friend, they got my details. I thought he was gonna assault me he was so pissed off.
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'And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last
I can't remember all the times I tried to tell my myself
To hold on to these moments as they pass'
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