Oh man that was great, you had me laughing so hard!
That brings up memories big memories of when i had a testicular torsion (my left nut got completely twisted around citting off the circulation to my testical). I had to go to the hospital for emergency surgery. It sounded like a very similar experieneces except for that fact that i ran into the hospital screaming as i had dry heaves from the pain of the feeling that my left ball was being crushed with a nutcracker....man that is probably the most horrible experience of my life.
