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You have a charming house (60 power (%12)).
Your KoL Certificate of Participation hangs proudly at your campsite.
You've got a comfy beanbag chair.
You have an Orcish meat locker at your campsite.
Your campsite is adorned with 1 bouquet of pretty flowers.
A fierce Meat Golem guards your goodies.
A Spooky Scarecrow looms menacingly at the entrance.
You have a Barbed-Wire Fence around your campsite.
You have a White Picket Fence around your campsite.
You have a Clockwork Maid at your campsite. She cleans up for you, and saves you a little bit of time each day (+4 Adventures/day.)
You've got a chef-in-the-box. He'll save you time by cooking stuff for you.
You've got a bartender-in-the-box. He'll save you time by making cocktails for you.
You've got a pair of Evil Golden Arches. Just looking at them makes you somewhat uncomfortable.
You have a Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium at your campsite.
Your Colossal Closet contains 28 items.
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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
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