I am a man, and here is a partial list of things I've put in vaginas: cucumbers, wine bottle, the mortar from a mortar and pedistal, plums, bananas, brush handle, shampoo bottle, dick, tongue, big toe, fingers, nose, tried fist but never made it, and a partridge in a pair tree.
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
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