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When I was in high school, I was screwing some girl from another town. One night I was taking her home and we decided to pull over in a field for a quick backseater. After we were done, I went to pull out and I was stuck. I gave it hell but there was no moving. We went to sleep, woke up a bit later and did the wild thing again. Once again, I tried to free the car from the field's clutches giving hell each time. We went back to sleep and awoke once again for a little more action and another attempt at getting out of there. No go. When we finally woke up at daybreak, we were about 40 feet from some farmer's house. Everytime I had tried to get the car out through the night, it had woke him and his wife up. Then there were the big ass ruts I put in his field. He hooked his John Deere to my bumper and drug me about a quarter mile down the road before unhooking me.
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