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Story 1 - Took a girl home from a gig one night (in the truck) and I stopped at a park and tied her up in the truck with guitar leads and we went for it. Before we left the gig I promised her that I'd tie her to a picnic table but it was too cold outside.
Story 2 - The last girlfriend and I were returning from a visit to her Dad who lives on a farm 400 miles away... anyway we got horny after a couple of hours driving and pulled over on the side of the highway and fucked. After the fun was over we've looked out the side window and saw, not 10 feet away, a dead, bloated cow. Then we noticed the smell. Then we got dressed and drove off laughing. That cow kept us amused for months!
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ominous adj.
Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.
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