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Well in Massachusetts...
Your order a tonic.
It's a rotary... not a roundabout.
You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit.
You know what they sell at a packie.
You know what First Night is.
You know the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
You know how to make a frappe.
You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape".
You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.
You've called something "wicked pissa" .
You brake check people all the time.
You know what candlepin bowling is.
You know what a "regular" coffee is.
Two words. "Yankees Suck".
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
---Aristotle
Deeds, not words, shall speak [for] me.
---John Fletcher
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