Hello all you ppl out there. I just ripped a pair of my most comfortable jeans. Now if it were anywhere else I would just be like *pshh* and continue on with my life, but THIS is right below the zipper.

Now it's kinda big. About 1 1/4" hole and about 1/2" where it didn't all tear (several strings are still attached but it's still torn).
So is there a way to fix or "patch" this up? I don't want an actual patch cause a square patch that doesn't match the rest of the jeans right under the zipper would look funny.
So if you know of a fix for this then that'd be just dandy.
- Undercover_Man
P.S.: I put this in Gen. Disc. cause there was 3 other places this would fit in. Couldn't decide which one to put it in so I put it here.
EDIT: BTW...we DON'T have a sewing machine and we don't know anyone that does. So the solution (if there is another one besides the iron-on patch) would have to not include a sewing machine as a requirement