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Originally Posted by Manx
I have a theory that the universe is an atom on the peel of a very large orange.
I demand that my theory get equal time with Evolution and ID.
Any real scientist would leave the possibility of Manx's Theory of the Orange Peel Universe open and would welcome it in our schools.
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I will not have the Manx Theory of the Orange Peel Universe (MTOPU) taking time away from the right and proper teaching of Norse Creation Theory (NCT). "For those of you not familliar with this venerable theory of creation, it states that the world as we see it is made up of the fragments of the dead giant Ymir--his blood forms the oceans, his shattered bones the mountains and rocks, his skullcap the sky above, and levitating fragments of his brain tissue form the clouds." MTOPU limits our universe to part of a giant orange while there is clear and observable evidence of Ymir's remains all around us. So called "theories" of faith-based Intelligent Design and science-based Evolution do not account for what is obviously a Ymir-based universe.