Damn, I need to be more adventurous! Tongues, dicks, fingers and dildo's are the only things I have ever shoved up there. Anything else just seems un-hygenic. I prefer grinding on things to get off. No need to even get naked for that, much less find a handy cucumber!
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Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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