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I had a friend who was a total bastard about cock blocking. Everyone else called him Charlie Brown behind his back, lol. Kinda sweet, really, in his way, and he saved me far more trouble than he gave. But here's the story.
We'd go out and he'd hang all over me, and if I went to talk to someone else, he'd sit there and sulk for awhile and then come over and start all over again. Like this one time, we met at the bar, but by the time he got there I was already drinking with a couple of other friends- or, guys. Realy flirting and lovin it. Anyways. He gets there, comes over, and pulls a stool in between me and someone else. Then he starts talking to me about work, right in middle of a story I'm telling these guys, Like no one else is even there! Eventually we all realize that he's not going to shut up and the party breaks up.
ok, maybe that's not the best story.......but, it's mine, damnnit
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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
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