I've heard stories of lunch meat and such ... don't know how true they are. I would be hesitent to rub meat on my meat. But, since the subject was brought up, here's a link I found:
Masturbation Stories . Klick the links on the right hand side for more stories. Some of these I don't really believe, and there's very few I would suggest anybody does. Some of them sound dangerous. But, there are more than a few that concern sticking it in things. Good reading for all
