here are some quotes i got e-mailed... hope its not a re-post.
1. ON RELATIONSHIPS
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. - Anonymous
2. ON POVERTY "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson
3. ON GEOPOLITICS "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament." -- Jerry Hall
4. ON EPIPHANY "I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." -- Christie Brinkley
5. ON INTRODUCTIONS "I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself -- it's eerie." -- Christy Turlington
AND SOME 'FAMOUS LAST WORDS'
"Why yes -- a bulletproof vest." - James Rodges, murderer, final request before firing squad
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---" - John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864
"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton, to his executioner
Hope u's Like em...