Well, Pinkie, you could jazz it up with tales of your own!
By today's standards, I suppose the things I've actually
done are pretty tame. Anal play, phone sex in a U.S. senator's office, having sex in other unusual places... a threesome, mild S&M, role playing, using toys, watching porn, masturbation, cyber sex, one night stands; all rather vanilla. So I'm not a perv at all if its based on actions. Oh my gosh, I've become my parents!