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Hmmm....how about giving her oral sex, twice a day, every day from Christmas to New Years.
Just a thought.
Alright, I just asked my wife what her favorite gifts from me were. Excluding the bazillion-dollar watch and the wedding ring, her favorites include:
A polarfleece bathrobe.
The coolest cat in the universe
A polarfleece blanket.
A comfy XXL sweatshirt that I bought for her when pregnancy added considerable girth to her frame.
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