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Sex in America will be between husband and wife and only in the missionary position with no birth control allowable with a time limit of 1 minute to guarantee the spreading of sperm strictly for procreation reasons.

No enjoyment of said sexual act will be permitted.

Men will feel a sense of accomplishment, not performance guilt for their part and the women will feel empowered by receiving the gift of sperm and are not to feel slighted for lack of satisfaction.

THERE WILL BE NO ENJOYMENT OR PLEASURE REGARDING THE SEXUAL ACT. THAT IS ILLEGAL.

Any other person or persons engaging in any sexual act or acts will risk fines and jail time.

Any pornographic materials seized by the government agency Proactive Infidel Marginalization Processing Systems (PIMPS) or by Communities Uniting Neighborhoods Together Safely (CUNTS) will be destroyed immediately.

Missionary position sex is only allowable one weekday a month between 9:00 p.m and 9:01 pm and only if children are safely out of harms reach and sleeping for one half hour.

Missionary sex is prohibited Sundays as this is the Lords day. Normal Sunday activities such as morning church and prayers are mandatory. Anyone not attending church for good reason will have missionary sex privileges denied for 6 months and on probation for the next 6 months.

REPEAT; Anyone in contact with pornographic materials will be dealt with strictly and to the fullest extent of the law. This is for the safety and morality of all America. We are fighting a war on pornography that will be won. One day when pornagraphy ceases to exist, so to will Hell ceases to exist. Remember, if we stand as one,think as one without opinion or dissension, remiss of any individuality, this vile entity can be beaten.

YOU ARE WITH US OR YOU ARE AGAINST US.


For a free brochure regarding rules and regulations concerning allowable sex please contact:
The White House
Dept// Fornication Utilization Commencement Transcripts (FUCT)
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

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