International Date Line...
I called that number once, they wanted to hook me up with a girl from Greenland. I said, "Greenland? Is that where all those viking booty girls are?"
"No, that's Iceland."
"Oh. Well, I think I've changed my mind. Thanks anyway." < click >
Again, nice quote Mr Mephisto. Are you getting them from somewhere like Bartlett's or just know them all by heart?