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I am all for it - Hell! It's California!
I believe that the sale of Oreo Cookies in California should be outlawed. Not only are they an inherent danger to the people of California look at the damage they cause to a glass of milk! A cold, clean, unadulterated glass of milk - compleetely befouled with those little chocolate crumbs! Yuck!!! There is nothing inherently more dangerous than milk that has been infused with the debris from an Oreo cookie being dunked into it! Outlaw milk! Let's not go off half-cocked on this issue - Proposiition 4356.7A - If the cookie has inherent harm then the milk should be outlawed also. After all - the two have been known to be together previously. Ya' gotta' love California - the land of Mueslix - full of fruits and nuts. What I think would be a good move for an astute businessman such as myself - I am going to acquire a large fleet of trucks so I can smuggle milk and cookies into California - I'll make a fortune - I'll be rich!!!
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Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!
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