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Mobo123 · 11-07-2004, 10:55 PM

A farmer walks into the drug store and says: "I want
me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it."
The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that
you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide.
They're on aisle 4." "No, no, I want me them thar
condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer.

"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining,
"PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for
killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead
of pesticide."

"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with
PESTICIDE on it, cuz my wife's got a bug up her ass, and
I aim to kill it!"

11-07-2004, 10:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mobo123 Insane	Pesticide Condom........ A farmer walks into the drug store and says: "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it." The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4." "No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer. "Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide." "Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on it, cuz my wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it!"