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theburner · 11-05-2004, 10:35 AM

When I was in college I ended up getting really plastered and hooked up with our dorm Head Resident. She was an extremely rotund lady... Basically a moped. You know, fun to ride until your friends see you?

This was a Friday night.. We had sex a couple of times that night, and passed out. I set my alarm for 7am Saturday morning so that I could get her out before my buddies woke up to spare myself the embarrassment.

So.. Alarm goes off, I make up some excuse about having to go somewhere real early... So I get her up, dressed and open my door to let her out... JUST as my buddies across the hall open their door to go dawn patrol surfing.

All I hear is "What the... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..." Slam.. Of course, the walls in a dorm being paper thin I can still hear my buddies laughing behind the door.. She leaves VERY red faced, never to return. For the rest of the year my buddies got written up for everything under the sun. Me on the other hand? I didn't get in trouble for anything.

11-05-2004, 10:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
theburner Canadian Beer Ambassador Location: Cumming, GA	When I was in college I ended up getting really plastered and hooked up with our dorm Head Resident. She was an extremely rotund lady... Basically a moped. You know, fun to ride until your friends see you? This was a Friday night.. We had sex a couple of times that night, and passed out. I set my alarm for 7am Saturday morning so that I could get her out before my buddies woke up to spare myself the embarrassment. So.. Alarm goes off, I make up some excuse about having to go somewhere real early... So I get her up, dressed and open my door to let her out... JUST as my buddies across the hall open their door to go dawn patrol surfing. All I hear is "What the... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..." Slam.. Of course, the walls in a dorm being paper thin I can still hear my buddies laughing behind the door.. She leaves VERY red faced, never to return. For the rest of the year my buddies got written up for everything under the sun. Me on the other hand? I didn't get in trouble for anything. __________________ Take Off Eh!