Thread: Costume help
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Old 10-27-2004, 04:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
eagle1
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Originally Posted by Redjake
Our RA last year dressed up as a redneck. It was, hands-down, the funniest halloween costume I have ever seen. Part of it was because of the fact "you would have to know the guy" and realize that yes, it's actually him dressed up as a redneck. The other part was the costume itself.


1. Fake Mullet. A MUST-have.
2. BULGING pants. Put a rolled up tubesock in your genital area (assuming you're a guy)
3. Cut-off, faded out blue jeans. Pants-turned-in-to-shorts. Makes it perfect.
4. Flannel shirt.
5. Hand out carrots if you are going to be giving out "candy."

I'd have to nix the tubesock in the pants. I'm dressing up for the office and not a true Halloween party. Don't think my lady boss would go for that one.

I was thinking about getting some black stuff and blacking out a few of my teeth. I hate wearing those fake teeth.

It's funny to think that when a person wears a flannel shirt, they're either a redneck or a tree hugger up here in the Pacfic Northwest!

I'm on a really tight budget so I'm trying to do this with the least amount of expenditures. Really can't justify buying a fake mullett wig just for one day a year. Although if you looked at my high school graduation pic.....

Good idea on the cutoff jeans though. I think they should be about mid-calf and real ragged.
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