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Heard that about three married couples in a car wreck who end up at the pearly gates, and, after St. Peter Names Penny's husband a miser and Candy's husband a glutton, the third guy says to his wife, "C'mon Fanny, we're not wanted here."
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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