Originally Posted by mike2360

Little Johnny goes to the zoo with his mother. They get to the elephant enclosure and one of them is taking a leak. Johnny points to the pachyderm's privates and asks, "Mom, what's that?" His mother insists, "Oh, that's nothing. Come along now."

A few weeks later, Johnny is at the zoo again, this time with his father. Back at the elephant house, Johnny points out the old elephant parts and asks, "Daddy, what's that?" His father replies, "Didn't your mother tell you?" Johnny answers, "She told me it was nothing." His father nods and says, "Son, your mother is spoiled."