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yster · 10-12-2004, 06:24 PM

Coming up on the end of "Fuzzy Memories"

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At summer camp one night it was my turn to tell a ghost story around the campfire. I started to tell this story about a murderer who has a hook for a hand, but then I saw that one of the kids sitting there had a hook instead of a hand. When I saw that, I let out a big scream and went running for my tent, as fast as my little legs could take me.

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One weird thing that happened to me was one time I was in a plane that was landing and I suddenly stood up and yelled, "The plane's going to crash! The plane's going to crash!" The stewardess told me to sit down and be quiet, so I did.
The plane landed okay, but as we were all going to get our bags, I started yelling, "Our bags aren't going to be there!" But they were, even Strappy.
So I rented one of those metal carts to put your bags on, and guess what happened? I crashed into another guy's cart.
So that's pretty weird, isn't it?

10-12-2004, 06:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 10-09-04 Coming up on the end of "Fuzzy Memories" --- At summer camp one night it was my turn to tell a ghost story around the campfire. I started to tell this story about a murderer who has a hook for a hand, but then I saw that one of the kids sitting there had a hook instead of a hand. When I saw that, I let out a big scream and went running for my tent, as fast as my little legs could take me. --- One weird thing that happened to me was one time I was in a plane that was landing and I suddenly stood up and yelled, "The plane's going to crash! The plane's going to crash!" The stewardess told me to sit down and be quiet, so I did. The plane landed okay, but as we were all going to get our bags, I started yelling, "Our bags aren't going to be there!" But they were, even Strappy. So I rented one of those metal carts to put your bags on, and guess what happened? I crashed into another guy's cart. So that's pretty weird, isn't it?